The day started off well. We woke early , early enough for us to press
the snooze button a few times on Therese's iPhone alarm. We had plenty
of time. We pack, get the flat ready, and leave to catch the Metro to
the bus stop at Porte Maillot. We get there with time to spare (we had
done a practice run yesterday) and even get on an early bus.
This is when some of the problems started. The traffic around and
towards La Defence was terrible. Almost at a standstill. The bus driver
was very annoyed, so this mustn't be normal circumstances.
Anyway, we get out of Paris ok, and the drive to Beauvais - Tille
airport was very pleasant. We arrive just a few minutes late, but are
the first out of the bus to check in.
That is when we realized that there was something wrong. The arrivals /
departure board showed that our plane was going to be four hours late !
Bugger !
At the check in, we find out that there is a strike (all air traffic controllers
in France are gunning for better pay / better conditions), and that our
plane might not leave at all ! Double bugger !!
So we get a coffee, a tea and a croissant and settle down for the wait.
An hour into this time, Therese and I decide to go for a walk along the
country side, and especially into the local village, called Tille (after
which the airport is named after). The village is very Heiloo (a small village in Holland) like,
nice, neat houses, small roads. During the walk, we find that there was
hardly anyone in the village, almost felt like a movie set(like Jim Carey's The Truman Show). The
butcher was closed. The baker was closed. The pharmacist was closed.
The hairdresser was closed. But the cafe was open. We walk in, and see
that it is full !! We are amazed, as there was no one on the streets (maybe all the actors were taking a break).
We asked the waiter to wait a minute (to take our order) and 45 minutes
later we still hadn't seen him. Although we were enjoying the sun (and
the rain spits), we also wanted to eat some lunch. I walked in, got eye
contact, and order some lunch (plate of the day, steak and chips), not a
lot of options.
Food came quickly, it was ok, and the two main desert options (mousse
and creme brûlée had run out). We opted for a glade (citron) that
turned out to be a Cornetto, and something that looked / tasted like
custard and meringue.
We paid, thanked the waiter, said goodbye to some of the other locals ( a bonjour and a nod) and head back to the airport.
We get back around 3pm, and it looks like the plane WILL leave, and they
were starting the boarding process. Going through security, we had to
give up our coke, only to buy more drinks whilst waiting in the transit
area. Around 4pm, we were asked to go through customs, and enter the final passenger waiting area before we board the plane.
Now, if you know anything about Ryan Air, it is the cheapest, meanest
airline out there. And you know that most people don't have seats
allocated, so, we moved to the front of the queue (relatively speaking)
and were positioned well for the final assault.
About 40 minutes later, we're still in the queue and the previous plane
(a WizzAir to Bucharest) finally takes off. And about that time, our Ryan Air flight
lands. Everybody gets excited and the queue starts to tighten (you
know, when everybody moves up the line but nobody goes anywhere). And
about that time, two families with strollers push their way to the
front. Nobody really challenges them, as have very small kids etc,
but, Ryan Air is supposed to be so cheap, that if you want priority
boarding, you have to pay an extra € 15 per person for the privilege .
Our plane taxis, parks, and the folks that have flown from Marrakech
deplane.
The waiting game then begins. The plane needs to be cleaned. The plane
needs to be refueled. 10, 15 minutes go by, nothing. And then an
announcement. Boarding will commence in 90 mins time ! All of our efforts to
get close to the front of the queue, all in vain !! Triple bugger !
Now we are back in the transit lounge, sitting in a cafe, not sure we
will actually fly out. I called the hotel in Marrakech and let them
known that we were coming late. They said that they would be at the
airport to pick us up.
Let's hope for something to go right today, for once !
It is 6.38pm
and we are in the plane. It is very full, and extremely chaotic. Most
folks did not have a reserved seat. Seating was one issue, the other
was baggage / storage . What a nightmare ! Therese and I were
fortunate. We got in early and got seats and our luggage stored.
Here's a tip : don't ever be one of the last in the plane in a Ryan Air
flight. You may get a seat . . . Where in the plane, who knows, and
your luggage may be stored somewhere . . . But who knows where.
Anyway, 6.45pm, and we're about to take off !
Marrakech - here we come.
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